This conversation happened a few days ago.
Son : Mom, have you watched the movie, The Human Centipede?
Moi : LOL!! You're joking. There's no such movie.
Son : There is!! I'm serious!!
(Please note that these "you're kidding"s and "I'm not"s went back & forth for quite a while)
Moi : Right...... So what's it about?
Son : It's a horror film.
Moi : Hmmm.... go on.
Son : There is this mad scientist who kidnaps and surgically joins 3 persons, mouth to anus.
Moi : Shut up!! That's so lame. You're bluffing!!
Son : (laffs
) No, really. Here.... (passes me his iPhone
) I wiki-ed it for you.
Moi : (reads
t.The.Fuck?!! (Bad mom curses in front of son. LOL!!)
Who the fuck makes this type of crap??!!
Son : Well, this Dutch (Moi : It's actually German
) director did.
Moi : And you watched it??
Son : For the 1st 30 minutes. Then my friend and I skipped to the ending.
Moi : So what happened?
Son : The first person and the last person died. The one in the middle survived. I bet she wished she was dead!! (laffs
Moi : I think I'm gonna throw up. So what happened to the mad scientist??
Son : I dunno. I think he escaped.
Moi : You mean he didn't die??? (Moi : He was killed. I read the whole damn wiki entry in the end just to make this post.
Son : I'm not sure cos I skipped all the way to the end. (snorts
The conversation went on for a while. Actually it's one sided. I was going on and on about why these people (if you can call them that) are allowed to make such disturbing movies. And I also told my son that I'm embarrassed that he actually watched such crap. He defended himself saying they were really bored and they did not watch the whole show. Yeah....whatever. My tirade went on for a while and my son was pretty amused. Such directors should be shot!!
Google it, ladies and gentlemen. It's for real........ *headdesks*
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